(Source: josh-monster-lover, via convictedcriminalofthought)

rnike:

How about being stabbed


how about nash grier probably

bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

(Source: asukaas, via blue-eyed-honey)

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via spaceyinmyfacey)


"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

inuyashaprincess:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VINE EVERYWHERE

(Source: gloomiestprincess, via thegeneralsentiment)

insanity-and-vanity:

"So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so."
Clueless (1995)